Little Green Man
Only I know the cheat code for goblin slaying.

Only I know the cheat code for goblin slaying.

Fresh new depression, hot off the forge of the royal depressionsmith himself.

You can find my dating profile in the latest edition of the Monster Manual.

Put that guava in my hand. I must have it. Pure from the source.

What up my worms

Ugg why me no bloggieeeee? :_

New shoes >:)

golfsquatch:

Whenever spicy nuggets appear on a fast food menu, I am there in a flash to pass the harshest judgement possible.

McDonald’s… I’m not impressed.

Whenever spicy nuggets appear on a fast food menu, I am there in a flash to pass the harshest judgement possible.